Learned in first 2 days of kindergarten

I commented to my husband tonight at dinner that I had said to a bully in class, "If you spent as much time doing something productive as you did insulting people, watch out world."

Early Bird said, "Why didn't you just pick him up and kick him?" Then he proceded to demonstrate how one would go about drop kicking something.

"Did you learn that in school?"

"Nope, I learned that before."