"Real"

"So when the real hair cut person cut my hair...."

I'm not sure what followed this part of the sentence; I was pretty distracted by thinking about the blog post to follow.

This statement came from my son while I was cutting his hair tonight.

I'm not sure who the "real" person is.

But I guess that means I'm imaginary.

I wonder what real people do on a Friday night.

Imaginary people cut the hair of their children.

Please, advise,
Imaginary Momma!