There was a couple hosting the event. They were trying to give away prizes. They tried to give a video to the couple that was engaged - no takers. They turned to the couple who had an anniversary this weekend - no takers. How about the couple who had an anniversary in February - still no takers. They went to the couple who had married for 50+ years! I wonder if they are going to watch it.
The next prize went to the guy who had been ice fishing most recently. . . this month. . . . this winter. . . ever. . . no one! So he handed it to the good-lookin' guy sitting beside me!
They couldn't come up with someone to give the girl prize to. . . . One lady suggested that they give the girl prize to the person who farted because they laughed so hard. Then got up to go get the prize! I no longer wonder why they call them pews.
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